I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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