what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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