Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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