you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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