I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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