we have pet lesbian snakes
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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