Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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