was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
