I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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