its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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