Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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