On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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