we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
