We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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