so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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