Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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