have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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