i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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