What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Randomize
