Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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