we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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