Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
She needs sedatives and a leash
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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