Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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