and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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