i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
why does every cop we meet know your name?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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