shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
The ass gains better be worth it
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