batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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