White coat. Heels.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
