I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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