i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
