"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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