we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
