Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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