I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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