I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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