some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
The power of my boobs compel you
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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