I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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