She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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