doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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