She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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