Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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