she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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