Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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