I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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