I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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