Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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