Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Randomize
