What should our trivia night team be named?
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Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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