I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I would ride that face into the sunset
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