grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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