a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
It's never too late to be topless.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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