talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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