you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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