what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I had to cum in my sink.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
