just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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