is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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