Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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