Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
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